blogging

I received a few messages today about bloggers getting arrested for….well…blogging. Weird shit right?! One story was about the increase of arrests in countries like Egypt, China and Pakistan and another was about a US citizen that was arrested in Singapore for insulting a judge on his blog. I believe he commented that the judge was ‘prostituting herself’ and obviously I don’t think he meant it literally.

In any event, I sort of feel that I need to speak out on the subject. After all I am a blogger I guess and well, it wouldn’t make me happy if I was arrested. Granted this is not a political blog and I doubt anyone wants to arrest me for helping people identify douche bags or for posting pictures of toilet graffiti. Never the less I want to show my solidarity so here we go.

I challenge the countries of Singapore, China, Egypt and Pakistan to arrest me. Why would they do so? This is why:

1. I declare that the Chinese government is comprised solely of men with penises under one inch in length. That’s right, you are all small dicked losers that obviously cannot get it up. And hell, even if you could get it up it wouldn’t have that far to go since it’s fucking tiny. Oh, and Chinese President Hu Jintao likes to wear pantyhose under his faggy military uniform. These are indisputable facts.

2. It is a known fact that Egyptian government officials are all homosexual and love to perform fellatio on donkeys.

3. True story, Pakistan government officials watch child pornography on a daily basis and love to perform re-enactments of the two girls one cup video.

4. The judge in Singapore that had that blogger arrested is not only a prostitute but she only charges $4 for anal and will go ass to mouth for an additional fifty cents.

So there ya go. I challenge these countries to hunt me down and arrest me. I also challenge that Singapore judge to find one person that wants to have sex with her.

So here I am blogging. It’s been longer than a week and I am still excited about it. That’s a rarity for me as I usually get into something for a few days and then just drop it. What does that mean for you, my loyal three readers (Hi Mom and Dad!!)? Well it means you’re a lucky son of a bitch because I am going to keep on posting stupid crap!

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It’s the year 3010 in midtown Manhattan. A huge UFO lands and a few dozen alien creatures step out onto what once was fifth avenue. It’s now nothing but a wasteland. These visitors are archeologists from another planet in another galaxy in a parallel universe. They are doing what archeologists do, dig up shit, look at it and then proclaim “Wow, look at this thing from the past”.

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