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Wang Slang Aint No Big Thang
Back in the day a friend of mine (Where the hell are you Mario?) started a sketch comedy thing called “Up Mars”. We never made it to Mars. In fact I don’t think we made anything. But I did make some friends, had lots of beer and fun and I even got a five year relationship with a great girl out of the deal (Hi Alice!). One of the ‘cast members’ was Alison Becker who I constantly see in either some SVU rerun or car commercial or on MTV or FUSE or VH1. In other words she is doing well….good for her funny ass. Anyway…
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Trackbacks, Pings and FLOGS Oh My
So here I am blogging. It’s been longer than a week and I am still excited about it. That’s a rarity for me as I usually get into something for a few days and then just drop it. What does that mean for you, my loyal three readers (Hi Mom and Dad!!)? Well it means you’re a lucky son of a bitch because I am going to keep on posting stupid crap!
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What if Aliens Find This Post in the Rubble
It’s the year 3010 in midtown Manhattan. A huge UFO lands and a few dozen alien creatures step out onto what once was fifth avenue. It’s now nothing but a wasteland. These visitors are archeologists from another planet in another galaxy in a parallel universe. They are doing what archeologists do, dig up shit, look at it and then proclaim “Wow, look at this thing from the past”.
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