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• 05.30.08
  Internet Speak words | View Comments

  I have asked this question to many people and figured I would also ask on here. Do you always laugh out loud when you type 'lol' in an online conversation or do you use 'lol' just as a way of saying something is funny? I always feel like I am lying when I type 'lol' because I never really laugh out loud while in an online conversation. I have suggested to people that there needs to be a new acronym for actually laughing out loud since I believe that most people use 'lol' without meaning it. I propose we use 'alol' ...

  Tagged: chat, computers
  
• 05.25.08
  Weird Chats, Ethiopian Vagina Sale and Kurwas Chats | View Comments

  I wasn't going to post anything this weekend as I am working on a bunch of videos and some other big plans for this site. But today just as I was feeling guilty for not posting I get some weird IM message from someone I never heard of. It's not uncommon and I figured "here is today's post". Anyway, I decided to play along and see what would happen. Apparently whoever this was was Serbian, horny and ready for whatever. [13:32] Jiraya: hi [13:32] Jiraya: Zdravo. Zanima me, da li se u kampu dobije sator od vas ili se mora ponijeti. I ...

  Tagged: chat, vagina
  
• 05.05.08
  I Am A Conversationalist Chats | View Comments

  Some people get spam IMs (AKA: SPIM) and ignore them. Some people get SPIM and get angry. I always choose to chat with the person. Why? I'm an idiot that's why. Unfortunately, monolucyduf37@hotmail.com did not want to take the conversation much further than is pictured below.

  Tagged: chat
  
• 04.10.08
  Chats Are Funny. Es Verdad? Chats | View Comments

  A few of you (Hi Mom and Dad) may have read the other day about some random IM messages I have been getting recently from strange men in other countries, none of whom speak English. Because I have a blog I have recently started to engage these random people in a futile attempt to make a funny. You can be the judge of this most recent conversation. Keep in mind I do speak a little Spanish and understood more than I let him believe. Feel free to email him as well and if he replies let me know. The chat ...

  Tagged: chat
  
• 04.09.08
  Suck Your What? Rants and Raves | View Comments

  I play video games. Always have always will. If I live to be one hundred I know for sure I will probably die with a controller from Microsoft or Sony in my hand playing Call of Duty 18 or some such shit. To the uninitiated video games seem immature, a waste of time and a lot of other negative things. But to those of us in the know it's fun and can be quite rewarding. But sometimes I get pissed off... Continue Reading...

  Tagged: chat, gaming
  
• 04.05.08
  Chat, Futility and the French Chats | View Comments

  The internet is an amazing place and those that try to deny that or convince you otherwise are most likely sad pathetic termagants hellbent on ruining fun for everyone at every turn. The internet is much like Manhattan in New York City. You see, Manhattan is unable to ever be fully explored. Just as you think you have done it all it has all changed and you have to start all over again. This is why Manhattan attracts the most interesting people. Continue Reading...

  Tagged: chat, French People