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I have asked this question to many people and figured I would also ask on here. Do you always laugh out loud when you type ‘lol’ in an online conversation or do you use ‘lol’ just as a way of saying something is funny? I always feel like I am lying when I type ‘lol’ because I never really laugh out loud while in an online conversation.

I have suggested to people that there needs to be a new acronym for actually laughing out loud since I believe that most people use ‘lol’ without meaning it. I propose we use ‘alol’ to tell people we are actually laughing out loud. What do you think?

Some might argue that it’s not necessary since most internet acronyms are lies. I mean who actually has ever rolled on the floor laughing (ROFL). Nobody has actually laughed their ass off (lmao) as it’s not possible for your ass to fall off. Hell, I don’t even have an ass so every time I say ‘lmao’ I am telling a lie.

I wasn’t going to post anything this weekend as I am working on a bunch of videos and some other big plans for this site. But today just as I was feeling guilty for not posting I get some weird IM message from someone I never heard of. It’s not uncommon and I figured “here is today’s post”. Anyway, I decided to play along and see what would happen. Apparently whoever this was was Serbian, horny and ready for whatever.

[13:32] Jiraya: hi
[13:32] Jiraya: Zdravo. Zanima me, da li se u kampu dobije sator od vas ili se mora ponijeti. I kako izgleda taj smjestaj, mislim da li ima u sklopu kampa da se kupi hrana i tako to, ako vas ne mrzi da mi odgovorite ili da na forumu to malo pojasnite ili ako ima neki link na ovu temu pa da mi posaljete. Unapred hvala. Pozdrav.
[13:33] Jiraya: ????????????????????????????
[13:36] fitz: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
[13:36] Jiraya: is joke
[13:36] fitz: is joke
[13:36] Jiraya: yes
[13:36] fitz: yes
[13:36] Jiraya: sup
[13:37] fitz: hi
[13:37] Jiraya: hi
[13:37] fitz: yes
[13:37] Jiraya: yo
[13:37] fitz: yo
[13:37] fitz: sup
[13:37] fitz: howdy
[13:37] Jiraya: you are bot
[13:37] fitz: yes
[13:37] fitz: machine
[13:37] fitz: for pleasure
[13:37] Jiraya: is good for you
[13:38] fitz: its ok
[13:38] Jiraya: yes
[13:38] Jiraya: you are from
[13:38] fitz: I am from Ethiopia
[13:39] Jiraya: you cane serbien spiking
[13:41] Jiraya: yes or no?
[13:42] fitz: huh>?
[13:42] Jiraya: hey
[13:43] Jiraya: you are girl or boy
[13:43] fitz: woman
[13:43] Jiraya: oo
[13:43] Jiraya: I FUCK YOU
[13:43] fitz: sure
[13:43] fitz: go ahead
[13:46] Jiraya: IIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[13:47] fitz: ok
[13:47] fitz: you seem eager
[13:47] fitz: so who am I to stop you I guess
[13:47] Jiraya: you are good girl
[13:47] fitz: no
[13:47] fitz: pretty bad
[13:47] fitz: I steal from old people to get by
[13:48] fitz: I mean… there is no work here
[13:48] fitz: besides prostitution and rice farming
[13:48] fitz: and I am too weak and feable for either
[13:48] fitz: plus I had my vagina removed and sold
[13:48] fitz: to make extra money….got me a 40 inch plasma TV for one vagina!!! Who knew!!!??

[13:49] fitz: plus a few extra clams if you know what I mean

[13:49] Jiraya: you are kurwa

[13:49] fitz: kurwa?
[13:49] fitz: if you want me to be
[13:49] fitz: sure
[13:49] Jiraya: yes
[13:49] fitz: what is a kurwa
[13:49] fitz: is that a fruit?
[13:49] fitz: I like kiwis
[13:49] Jiraya: kurwa is …
[13:51] Meebo Message: Jiraya is offline
[13:51] fitz: talk about leaving a girl in suspense
[13:51] Meebo Message: radecred@hotmail.com appears offline. Your message may not be received.

Some people get spam IMs (AKA: SPIM) and ignore them. Some people get SPIM and get angry. I always choose to chat with the person. Why? I’m an idiot that’s why. Unfortunately, monolucyduf37@hotmail.com did not want to take the conversation much further than is pictured below.

A few of you (Hi Mom and Dad) may have read the other day about some random IM messages I have been getting recently from strange men in other countries, none of whom speak English. Because I have a blog I have recently started to engage these random people in a futile attempt to make a funny. You can be the judge of this most recent conversation. Keep in mind I do speak a little Spanish and understood more than I let him believe. Feel free to email him as well and if he replies let me know. The chat transcript is below….

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I play video games. Always have always will. If I live to be one hundred I know for sure I will probably die with a controller from Microsoft or Sony in my hand playing Call of Duty 18 or some such shit. To the uninitiated video games seem immature, a waste of time and a lot of other negative things. But to those of us in the know it’s fun and can be quite rewarding. But sometimes I get pissed off…

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The internet is an amazing place and those that try to deny that or convince you otherwise are most likely sad pathetic termagants hellbent on ruining fun for everyone at every turn. The internet is much like Manhattan in New York City. You see, Manhattan is unable to ever be fully explored. Just as you think you have done it all it has all changed and you have to start all over again. This is why Manhattan attracts the most interesting people.

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