crazy people

I have an old friend that can fit the word fuck into any sentence at least 15 times if not more. I will attempt to show you how it’s done.

I smoke. It’s not smart, it’s not healthy and people find it offensive. Obviously I can live with all of those things but there are people who take too much offense. At least once per day someone will walk by me and cover their mouth and mumble something about cancer or their health or about how rude I am for being a smoker. All of you people can get fucking bent. I don’t care.

If your pathetic body cannot stand to even walk past someone that is smoking because you are afraid of getting cancer then you need to buy a gas mask. You inhale plenty of terrible shit on a daily basis that comes from sources other than smokers. Until they make it illegal to smoke in public you need to learn how to deal with it.

I have a feeling that the loudest complainers are heath freaks that drink shots of wheat grass all day long. Ironically, these are the same people that lay the most insanely gross farts on the elevator as I am getting on but you don’t see me bitching and talking under my breath about you.

Rockefeller Center always has something interesting going on and Tuesday, April 29th was no different. This was the day that the much waited for video game ‘Grand Theft Auto IV’ was released and I decided to go to the GameStop in Rockefeller Center’s concourse to see what kind of commotion the game was causing.

Normally I would post this to overheard in newyork but I have my own site now so they have to suffer. Anyway, I heard a woman on a pay phone say scream the following:

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