So in New York City it is kinda hot right now. It isn't as brutal as the TV News makes it out to be but it is very hot. Every year when the heat comes people get all shocked and amazed. They act as if they did not realize that during the period between June and September it gets kinda warm at times. They walk around and ask people that dreaded question. You know what question I am talking about right? Watch and I will explain.
Well here we are, the end of the Douchebag series. A sad day indeed but do not fear, I am just getting started here at toiletscribble.com in bringing you informative and entertaining videos. Hopefully this series has transformed a few douchebags into normal people once again. At a minimum I hope it has enabled you to spot a douchebag easier. Now let's get on with part 10, "Don't Call Me Ace".
Have you ever been called chief, ace, sport, guy, champ, stud, or sportsfan? Did it make you mad? It makes me mad. In fact, anyone that uses these terms on ...
Why do guys insist on cat calling women? I want to meet any woman who has ever been cat called and responded in a positive manner and have her checked for psychological disorders. Do any women like this even exist? Guys, have you ever successfully cat called someone? I am no 'goodie goodie' but I think it's completely disrespectful and makes you a total douche bag.
Oh and sorry for the delay on this one. I recorded it nearly a week ago.
I see young women and men every day that watch an old person get on the subway and they refuse to offer up their seat. These people are bordering on being scumbags but for the purpose of this video we will call them douche bags. I know you're tired or perhaps not feeling well but you're young and you will live. Treat senior citizens the way you would treat one of your grandparents. Unless of course you were abused by your grandparents. In that case you should treat them like an old person that you know and like.
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If you have ever been to the New Jersey Shore and visited one of the many dance clubs there you have seen some real douche bags. I'm talking Grade A prime choice douche bags. One of the things that will trip the douche alarm immediately in these clubs is the dance floor. Hundreds of guys and girls moving their bodies in such unpleasant and sometimes dangerous way you might want to vomit and crack up laughing at the same time.
Some of the moves are inexplicable and some actually have names like 'The Guido Fist Pump". But no matter what the ...
Here we go, part 6 of the do not be a douche bag series. This time around we discuss self congratulating pricks. You know, those people that start listing their accomplishments the second you are introduced? That type of behavior is indicative of a douche bag and it needs to be addressed. Feel free to comment below.
How can you learn to not be a douche bag if you do not even know what a douche bag is? Hopefully this video will explain, even if only slightly, the terms douche, douche bag, douche nozzle, scumbag and even guido.
Oh, and here is a bonus video. It's my belief that this clip pushed the term 'douche bag' back into our every day vernacular.
Hey everybody. Hope you all have a fantastic Memorial Day today. Be sure to think of all those guys and girls who are over in Iraq or Afghanistan in harm's way. If you can, perhaps donate a few dollars to a worthy cause that supports veterans please do so. My suggestion is the Navy Marine Corps Relief Fun.
Oh and also give some thought to NOT voting for John McCain in November if you were planning on it. You know, John McCain, Vietnam Veteran, P.O.W., supporter of our troops? Yeah that guy. Well Mr. McCain decided not only to not vote ...
I do not consider cursing to be a sin unless you are yelling angry curses at someone else. If you are just peppering your speech with a few random curses here and there to spice things up then you are NOT commiting a sin. It's not in the Ten Commandments so I don't care what people say.
Oh and by the way if anyone wants to hang out with me in the afterlife you had better start sinning because this video is going to get me sent straight to the pits of hell.
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A few of my co-workers said this video sucked ...
