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		<title>How To NOT Find a Mate Online</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I came across what I think is a hysterical profile on OKcupid. What&#8217;s funny is the woman&#8217;s profile says only to send her a message if you meet a very, very, very specific set of criteria. The criteria is so specific that there are probably at most like 7 or 8 people on the site [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sharting On Your First Date</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Apr 2008 22:15:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[What if&#8230;.. &#8230;you are on a first date. You go out for some spicy Mexican food and a few drinks. Everything is going great. There&#8217;s real chemistry, the food is great and you&#8217;re having a blast. Then all of a sudden your stomach tells you, in a not so subtle way, that you are about [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Online Dating and Kayaks</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m recently single and looking for love. What&#8217;s an internet addict like myself to do? Well, Internet dating sites of course! I&#8217;ll cover a lot more funny shit regarding online dating in future posts but what I want to address today is the use of the word &#8220;kayak&#8221; in dating profiles. You see, every internet [...]]]></description>
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