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		<title>Bill O&#8217;Reilly is Useful</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jun 2008 22:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If Bill O&#8217;Reilly died a painful death live on the air I would probably pop some popcorn, open a bottle of wine and watch with a huge shit eating grin. That&#8217;s probably not going to happen unfortunately. I have however, found Bill to be a useful entity. I explain why in this video.]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Be a Douchebag Part 10: Don&#8217;t Call Me Ace</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jun 2008 06:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well here we are, the end of the Douchebag series. A sad day indeed but do not fear, I am just getting started here at toiletscribble.com in bringing you informative and entertaining videos. Hopefully this series has transformed a few douchebags into normal people once again. At a minimum I hope it has enabled you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Be a Douche Bag Part 9: Stop Cat Calling</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Why do guys insist on cat calling women? I want to meet any woman who has ever been cat called and responded in a positive manner and have her checked for psychological disorders. Do any women like this even exist? Guys, have you ever successfully cat called someone? I am no &#8216;goodie goodie&#8217; but I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Be a Douche Bag Part 8: Let Old People Sit</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 22:18:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I see young women and men every day that watch an old person get on the subway and they refuse to offer up their seat. These people are bordering on being scumbags but for the purpose of this video we will call them douche bags. I know you&#8217;re tired or perhaps not feeling well but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Be a Douche Bag Part 7: Dancing</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 May 2008 08:24:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>fitz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you have ever been to the New Jersey Shore and visited one of the many dance clubs there you have seen some real douche bags. I&#8217;m talking Grade A prime choice douche bags. One of the things that will trip the douche alarm immediately in these clubs is the dance floor. Hundreds of guys [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t Be a Douche Bag Part 6: Stop Self Congratulating</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 May 2008 17:04:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here we go, part 6 of the do not be a douche bag series. This time around we discuss self congratulating pricks. You know, those people that start listing their accomplishments the second you are introduced? That type of behavior is indicative of a douche bag and it needs to be addressed. Feel free to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is a Douche Bag?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 May 2008 20:27:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[How can you learn to not be a douche bag if you do not even know what a douche bag is? Hopefully this video will explain, even if only slightly, the terms douche, douche bag, douche nozzle, scumbag and even guido. Oh, and here is a bonus video. It&#8217;s my belief that this clip pushed [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The &#8216;Don&#8217;t Be a Douchebag&#8217; Series (Recap)</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 May 2008 00:36:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.toiletscribble.com/?p=289</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Things have been going great here at toiletscribble.com. I become more awesome daily and as a result so do you. It&#8217;s really quite beneficial for us all. Along with lots of great comments in the posts I have received some fantastic emails. It is worth noting that a common theme in a lot of the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>PETA, Vegans and Cabbage Bras</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 03:27:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[One of my most loyal of readers pointed me to this article today. Apparently two dumb blondes gave out tofu burgers and free gasoline at a gas station in Connecticut. Why? “Because going vegan is the single most effective action they can take,” Byrne said, standing on the corner of Capitol Avenue and Broad Street [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to NOT be a Douche Bag PART 5: Elevator Calls</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 05:28:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a behavior that a lot of people do daily and it pisses me the hell off. It is not limited to just douche bags but anyone doing this is a douche bag in my opinion. When you are on an elevator do NOT make a call that you know is going to get [...]]]></description>
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