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• 05.07.08
  How to NOT Be a Douche Bag Part 4: No Lip Gloss Rants and Raves, Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  This may be the easiest way to become less of a douche bag. Do not wear lip gloss. A man should never wear gloss under any circumstance. if you are in the Swiss Alps and your lips are dry you can wear chap stick but NOT LIP GLOSS. Ever. Period. Douche bag!

  Tagged: Daily Video, douche nozzles, douchebags, videos
  
• 05.06.08
  How to NOT Be a Douche Bag Part 3: Stop Fighting Rants and Raves, Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  If there is one characteristic that almost all douche bags share it is their willingness to and love of fighting. They want to settle everything with a fight. Got the wrong change from the cashier at McDonalds....Let's Fight! Someone asked you what time it was....Let's Fight! Someone said hello...Let's Fight! It probably has something to do with their empty lives. They see the same bleak future that we see for them and they are angry about it. Well douche bags, you CAN change. Put down your fists the next time you get the urge to fight and you are going to ...

  Tagged: Daily Video, douche nozzles, douchebags, Rants and Raves, videos
  
• 05.04.08
  How to Not Be A Douche Bag: Part 2 Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  Why do douche bags always want to take their shirts off in public? Please guys....leave your fucking clothes on.

  Tagged: douche nozzles, douchebags, Rants and Raves, videos
  
• 05.03.08
  How To NOT Be A Douche Bag: Part 1 Rants and Raves, Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  According to your emails and phone calls douche bags are a fun subject. So, here comes part 1 of how to not be a douche bag. Enjoy

  Tagged: douche nozzles, douchebags, Rants and Raves, videos
  
• 05.02.08
  Non-Smokers: Get a Grip Rants and Raves | View Comments

  I smoke. It's not smart, it's not healthy and people find it offensive. Obviously I can live with all of those things but there are people who take too much offense. At least once per day someone will walk by me and cover their mouth and mumble something about cancer or their health or about how rude I am for being a smoker. All of you people can get fucking bent. I don't care. If your pathetic body cannot stand to even walk past someone that is smoking because you are afraid of getting cancer then you need to buy a ...

  Tagged: crazy people, douche nozzles, douchebags, Rants and Raves, smoking
  
• 04.24.08
  Lady With Cancer Wills Her Millions to ToiletScribble emails | View Comments

  I love a good scam email, especially when it’s a fresh one that I haven’t read a million times already. Today I got lucky and received an email notifying me that I was about to be 2.5 million dollars richer!! I of course replied right away. Both emails are below. Stay tuned for updates! Also, if you have a favorite scam email that you have received send it my way. I collect stupid crap and scam emails are one of those stupid things. Continue Reading...

  Tagged: douche nozzles, email
  
• 04.13.08
  Pundits are Douche Nozzles Rants and Raves | View Comments

  Politicians just want your votes. They could give two shits about your problems or concerns once they get elected. Time and time again we elect politicians based on what they say they are going to do for us and time and time again they shit on us once elected. Continue Reading...

  Tagged: douche nozzles, politics
  
• 04.06.08
  Rest in Peace Douchebag Funny News | View Comments

  I did not plan on being topical with toilet scribble when I started out but what the hell right? Apparently that racist gun lover who played Moses has died. Death is not a fun subject and it is not easy to make fun of the dead. That is not so true though when the person is Charlton Heston. I know, I know, I know he was a great actor with a manly voice and you still watch Ben-Hur and The Ten Commandments to this day. However, he was also a total douche nozzle and I believe a racist. He is probably ...

  Tagged: douche nozzles, douchebags, guns
  

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