This may be the easiest way to become less of a douche bag. Do not wear lip gloss. A man should never wear gloss under any circumstance. if you are in the Swiss Alps and your lips are dry you can wear chap stick but NOT LIP GLOSS. Ever. Period. Douche bag!
If there is one characteristic that almost all douche bags share it is their willingness to and love of fighting. They want to settle everything with a fight. Got the wrong change from the cashier at McDonalds....Let's Fight! Someone asked you what time it was....Let's Fight! Someone said hello...Let's Fight!
It probably has something to do with their empty lives. They see the same bleak future that we see for them and they are angry about it. Well douche bags, you CAN change. Put down your fists the next time you get the urge to fight and you are going to ...
I smoke. It's not smart, it's not healthy and people find it offensive. Obviously I can live with all of those things but there are people who take too much offense. At least once per day someone will walk by me and cover their mouth and mumble something about cancer or their health or about how rude I am for being a smoker. All of you people can get fucking bent. I don't care.
If your pathetic body cannot stand to even walk past someone that is smoking because you are afraid of getting cancer then you need to buy a ...
I did not plan on being topical with toilet scribble when I started out but what the hell right? Apparently that racist gun lover who played Moses has died. Death is not a fun subject and it is not easy to make fun of the dead. That is not so true though when the person is Charlton Heston.
I know, I know, I know he was a great actor with a manly voice and you still watch Ben-Hur and The Ten Commandments to this day. However, he was also a total douche nozzle and I believe a racist. He is probably ...
