Global Warming

I do not know why Global Warming, and the lunacy that Global Warming has created, gets to me so much but it really does. I used to get pissed off maybe once a month about it. Then it became once a week and lately it is almost hourly that I am assaulted with Global Warming madness to the point where I want to punch someone in the stomach.

The latest thing to make me shit my pants yelling is the commercial that describes the plight of the polar bear and asks us to give $16 dollars a month to help save them. You may have seen it already. That ass clown Noah Wyle is in one and there is another with an identical script read by some chick I have never heard of. Here is the Noah Wyle one. Watch it…as I am about to make fun of it and I want you to be in on the joke.

So why should we care about the polar bear? Noah doesn’t seem to give us any reason to care whether they live or die. Well, other than the fact that watching them cling to an iceberg while soft piano is playing is very touching. If anyone reading this knows of a good reason I should give $16 dollars a month to save these cute animals please let me know in the comments.

The only reason I can see is that they keep the seal population in check. Without polar bears seals would be overpopulated and desease would plauge them. But it isn’t a fact that we humans would be affected at all. Lots of predators go extinct and we humans go right on living. The Puma is nearly extinct in North America and nothing happened. Pumas used to keep white tailed deer populations in check. Now hunters and drunk drivers keep white tailed deer populations in check. Perhaps fisherman and drunk  boaters can do the same thing for seals in the Arctic?

Anyway, I wish actors would stop making videos about saving this cute animal and that cute animal. Perhaps they should be making videos to stop the war, or to collect aid for the Chinese after that terrible earthquake? Naaaah! They want us to send money for polar bears. Well they can all go to hell. Here is my video response to Noah Wyle’s polar bear video.

One of my most loyal of readers pointed me to this article today. Apparently two dumb blondes gave out tofu burgers and free gasoline at a gas station in Connecticut. Why?

“Because going vegan is the single most effective action they can take,” Byrne said, standing on the corner of Capitol Avenue and Broad Street in Hartford wearing nothing more than strategically placed lettuce leaves.

Oh brother! Why must I be assaulted daily by people in the GREEN movement and people from PETA? It makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit every time I hear someone mention the word ‘GREEN’ in reference to climate change. I am at the point now where I don’t even like being Irish any more. The color green has been ruined for me. And to make matters worse PETA is now jumping on the climate change bandwagon too. Why?

…the United Nations reported that the meat industry is responsible for more green house gas emissions than all transportation combined.

…if every family replaced one chicken dinner a week with a vegan alternative, it would off-set the carbon emissions of 500,000 cars on the roadway.

…eating just a single pound of meat is the environmental equivalent of driving more than 40 miles

So now I need to equate my meat intake with carbon emissions? Fuck that. Fuck PETA. Fuck Al Gore. Fuck climate change. Fuck the polar bears. Fuck green. Fuck eco-friendliness. Fuck everyone. WHAT THE FUCK!!??

Today I ate 10 White Castle hamburgers. Do I now have to figure out the carbon output of creating those burgers and somehow offset it? Would killing two dumb blonde vegans from Connecticut be enough to offset 10 burgers? And can someone explain to me why PETA is against meat but not against using women as if they were nothing but a piece of meat?

And do NOT get me started on these damn polar bear commercials I see on TV almost EVERY night. I do not need Noah Wyle lecturing me about the plight of the polar bear and climate change. He’s a fucking actor not a biologist or meteorologist. If I want information on climate change I will ask Willard Scott or Al Roker. I’ll bet my left nut that both of them eat meat daily and if they went without meat for more than a few days they would be willing to kill, skin, cook and eat polar bears. And if not…fuck them too!

So I had a conversation with a few friends yesterday. We were discussing subway and street etiquette and specifically the fact that people never stay to the right when on an escalator which prevents you from passing on the left. The subject got us talking about about all the things we hate on the subway and a big complaint was large people that take up two seats.

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I am not smart enough to tell you whether global warming is a crisis or a hoax. I am however, smart enough to tell you that man has an ego that needs to be put into check. Mother nature doesn’t need our help. The Earth doesn’t need our help. The Earth and Mother Nature will be here long after our species is completely extinct and they will probably still be giggling about how we thought we were of any significance in regards to the future of Planet Earth.

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