I was wondering to myself how far into the depths of hell I will be cast once I leave this life. I came to a realization that it might not be far enough to meet up with some of the people I am looking forward to meet down there. For example, I'm sure Kurt Cobain is very deep down there since it is a mortal sin to commit suicide. And if I want to hear Elvis sing I am sure he is pretty far into the abyss as well since he was a glutton. So, here is my attempt at ...
People always say stupid shit. But perhaps nothing gets to me like the phrase "It was God's will". That basically means there is a big book somewhere labeled "God's Master Plan" and inside is written everything that will ever happen or has happened. Obviously, the concept of 'free will' gets thrown out the window with that phrase or perhaps, it just means that we have free will but God already knows what we will choose. But...
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My loyal fan, friend and fellow blogger Tracy found the oddest thing today. A letter to the Lord. That's right a letter to the big man himself. It was written on the back of a 'lab report' and my only guess is that it was written by a mental patient. He or she definitely has some issues (racism being one of them)but I am not sure that God can help. Tracy asked me "where does lost mail to God go?...does he have a forwarding address?". She then realized that I am God and sent it my way. And now I ...
