graffiti

There is some irony in this little phrase. Can you find it?

This is some graffiti from here in Queens which is NY Mets territory. I am not really a huge sports person but the Yankees can lick my taint!

I gotta say, I agree with whoever wrote this. I have put my lips in some interesting places but a bathroom wall isn’t on my short list of places I’ll be putting them in the future.

This is my favorite piece of toilet scribble yet. Perhaps I am just in a weird mood but this made me crack the fuck up.

Three dollar pussy is not an advisable purchase. I think Paco should just pleasure himself and save his money for something a bit better.

I have never thought of using a bathroom wall as a place to keep notes but I guess for some people it works.

Somewhere inbetween these choices lies the truth. Let’s analyze each option shall we?

1. Go Sledding - This is obviously a very fun activity. I have fond memories of sledding when I was kid. But that’s the thing….it’s kind of a kid’s activity. I’m not saying I would not be up for some spur of the moment sledding if the timing was right but it’s not THAT appealing to me. Oh and it’s NOT spiritual.

2. Rebuild Iraq - Sounds like a plan to me. It would be much more beneficial for everyone if we focused on rebuilding what we have completely decimated. Problem is that we have a White House  administration that is not too keen on rebuilding. Perhaps we should revisit this idea once Obama is elected?

3. Rebuild America - I’m not sure if we are ready for rebuilding quite yet. I think we need to maintain our current project of destroying America. Once we are completely and utterly in ruins then we can begin the rebuilding process.

4. Get Neked - We have a clear cut winner with this one. Getting ‘neked’ can never be a bad idea. Well, unless you are in a sub-zero climate or have a really hairy back.

Which of the four would YOU choose? Why?

Sometimes I see a piece of toilet graffiti and I giggle. Sometimes I just smile. When I saw this one I laughed out loud. Don’t fel obligated to laugh out loud of course, I’m just saying I thought it was hysterical. Obvious wit is the best kind of wit.

A few interesting things to note here. One is Starbucks obviously has clean fresh smelling bathrooms so kudos to them. The second is that Starbucks does NOT serve spaghetti which leads be to believe that the author was high. And since the author was high we cannot trust his sense of smell which means I have to take away the kudos I awarded Starbucks. I’m not saying Starbucks doesn’t have clean bathrooms….I’m just saying that this guy was to high to know if they were clean or not. And who gets spaghetti to go? Oh well, at least he spelled spaghetti correctly.

Writing on the bathroom wall is always satisfying. I think this person’s expectations might have been a little high though. Perhaps it was unsatisfying because they had nothing to say?