I have read about the Butt Sex Jihad many times and I always thought it was fake. Well, when I saw this the other night my asshole cliched up tighter than a ....well....something really tight. Apparently the BSJ is for real and we should all be very afraid. VERY AFRAID! Be on the look out for the guy pictured below. Anyone have any run ins with any BSJ 'members'?
I have absolutely no idea where the joke is. But I did find one thing kind of funny (funny strange not funny haha). Did the person that wrote 'ironing' see the word irony right next to their sentence? Isn't it ironic? Don't ya think?
What is ass cream you ask? I have no idea. I do know I don't want to eat any pies made from ass cream and I never want to meet Big Will or PBK. Luckily I do not hang out in Williamsburg (Brooklyn) too often where these pics were taken.
Did you know that the drinking of urine is called Urophagia? That's not to be confused with Urolagnia (also known as urophilia or undinism) which is a fetish in which participants derive sexual pleasure from pee pee and urination.
Did you know that In Roman times, there was a tradition among the Gauls to use urine to whiten teeth?? WTF???
So, the next time you see some graffiti like this don't think it is rude. It could brighten your smile!!
I am not quite sure what this sign means. Are they asking you not to stand while taking a piss? Do they feel that most men are incapable of controlling the flow and therefore splashing all over the place?
God, I wish this machine existed. I would probably never leave the bathroom if it did.
This picture made me lol! And by 'lol' I mean I actually laughed out loud. Do you use the word 'lol' all the time even though you don't actually laugh out loud or do you only type 'lol' if you there is actual laughter? I think there should be a new term, perhaps 'alol' which would stand for "ACTUALLY LAUGHING OUT LOUD". Thoughts?
The beauty of toilet graffiti is that with the flick of a pen something unfunny becomes very funny. Or at least mildly funny. Well perhaps you'd chuckle? A giggle? Ok fine, a smirk? No? Not even a smirk? Just a little one? Fine, go grimmace the rest of the day you no sense of humor having assclown.
Apparently, and I am not making this up (swear on my right nut), this picture translates as follows:
" I want to play SUMO with man aged sixty.
But shortcut construction worker only. I'm waiting your call.
Call me and say SUMO"
If anyone knows Japanese please prove me wrong.
