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• 06.26.08
  The Joke Nobody Got words | View Comments

  I have an odd sense of humor I think. I was going over my journal postings on OKCupid and came across my very first joke on that site (other than the fact that I signed up). You see, OKCupid has this completion percentage thingy. They require you to do certain things like write a journal entry to make your profile 100% complete. One of the tasks was to write a 1000 character journal entry. I thought it would be funny to write a 1000 WORD journal entry but nobody found that to be a funny thing except me. Anyway, since ...

  Tagged: online dating
  
• 06.19.08
  How To NOT Find a Mate Online Rants and Raves, Relationships | View Comments

  I came across what I think is a hysterical profile on OKcupid. What's funny is the woman's profile says only to send her a message if you meet a very, very, very specific set of criteria. The criteria is so specific that there are probably at most like 7 or 8 people on the site that are potential matches. Talk about limiting yourself lol! So what I did was take a few things from her set of criteria and searched OKCupid for men seeking women. Specifically I searched for men 28 to 36 years old, within 10 miles of Park Slope ...

  Tagged: dating, online dating, relationship
  
• 04.27.08
  My Online Dating Profile Relationships | View Comments

  I used to think that online dating was for losers. A few months ago I had an epiphany of sorts though. I realized that with the amount of time I spend online it made total sense for me to try to find a mate online. So I broke down and signed up on okcupid. I did so in a half serious way and I guess when I wrote my profile I was not in the 'this is what is going to help me find Ms. Right' mindset. So I wrote my profile up in the same way I do everything. ...

  Tagged: online dating
  
• 03.30.08
  Online Dating and Kayaks Rants and Raves | View Comments

  I'm recently single and looking for love. What's an internet addict like myself to do? Well, Internet dating sites of course! I'll cover a lot more funny shit regarding online dating in future posts but what I want to address today is the use of the word "kayak" in dating profiles. Continue Reading...

  Tagged: dating, kayaks, online dating, sex