PETA

One of my most loyal of readers pointed me to this article today. Apparently two dumb blondes gave out tofu burgers and free gasoline at a gas station in Connecticut. Why?

“Because going vegan is the single most effective action they can take,” Byrne said, standing on the corner of Capitol Avenue and Broad Street in Hartford wearing nothing more than strategically placed lettuce leaves.

Oh brother! Why must I be assaulted daily by people in the GREEN movement and people from PETA? It makes me throw up in my mouth a little bit every time I hear someone mention the word ‘GREEN’ in reference to climate change. I am at the point now where I don’t even like being Irish any more. The color green has been ruined for me. And to make matters worse PETA is now jumping on the climate change bandwagon too. Why?

…the United Nations reported that the meat industry is responsible for more green house gas emissions than all transportation combined.

…if every family replaced one chicken dinner a week with a vegan alternative, it would off-set the carbon emissions of 500,000 cars on the roadway.

…eating just a single pound of meat is the environmental equivalent of driving more than 40 miles

So now I need to equate my meat intake with carbon emissions? Fuck that. Fuck PETA. Fuck Al Gore. Fuck climate change. Fuck the polar bears. Fuck green. Fuck eco-friendliness. Fuck everyone. WHAT THE FUCK!!??

Today I ate 10 White Castle hamburgers. Do I now have to figure out the carbon output of creating those burgers and somehow offset it? Would killing two dumb blonde vegans from Connecticut be enough to offset 10 burgers? And can someone explain to me why PETA is against meat but not against using women as if they were nothing but a piece of meat?

And do NOT get me started on these damn polar bear commercials I see on TV almost EVERY night. I do not need Noah Wyle lecturing me about the plight of the polar bear and climate change. He’s a fucking actor not a biologist or meteorologist. If I want information on climate change I will ask Willard Scott or Al Roker. I’ll bet my left nut that both of them eat meat daily and if they went without meat for more than a few days they would be willing to kill, skin, cook and eat polar bears. And if not…fuck them too!

I love funny stickers and drawings in the subway. They give me something to read while I am commuting. Every once and a while though I will see something that makes me want to punch someone in the temple. For example, i saw a P.E.T.A. sticker that read “If you wear fur…watch your back”.

I have no major problem with the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, other than the fact that I think they are a bunch of whack jobs. I do however take offense to vague threats made on stickers. So PWFC (People With Fur Coats)….I got your back.