I just happened to stumble on an article about a recent rash of grave robbing incidents across the nation. It is apparently attributed to the lagging economy and the rising price of scrap metal. Brass is apparently what most vases are made out of in cemeteries. Who knew? Anyway, there was a quote in the story that made me think "Go fuck yourself douche bag".
"I can't think of anything lower," said David Evans, general manager for Valhalla Gardens of Memory in Belleville. "Nothing's worse than stealing from the dead."
Really? Nothing is worse than stealing from the dead? How about stealing ...
So Christina Aguilera is the new face of the 'Rock the Vote' campaign. You know, that campaign that takes uninformed famous people and ask them to try to convince uninformed young people into 'rocking the vote'? They'd have to be uninformed young people right? I mean an informed person would already want or not want to vote for a specific reason or reasons.
Well I think Christina Aguilera should stick to wearing skimpy clothes and showing me her snatch every once and a while on TMZ. Why in the fuck would anyone want to have Christina Aguilera give them advice on ...
So a youtube comment on my Southie video caught my eye today. Youtube user bionicbigfoot had this to say about me:
This Yuppie is the Poster Child for why I cannot STAND Yuppies. Go back to your leafy 'burb, you pissant, posing wanna-be. Lemme guess..you saw GoodWillHunting as a teen and have been obsessed with my neighborhood ever since,you frigging LOSER. God, what has happened to this city?!? We used to smack assholes like you around for fun when you'd wander in here, posing your way down Broadway. Smarmy, Yuppie, posing nobody.
Well Mr. Bigfoot, first off I love the fact that ...
I received a few messages today about bloggers getting arrested for....well...blogging. Weird shit right?! One story was about the increase of arrests in countries like Egypt, China and Pakistan and another was about a US citizen that was arrested in Singapore for insulting a judge on his blog. I believe he commented that the judge was 'prostituting herself' and obviously I don't think he meant it literally.
In any event, I sort of feel that I need to speak out on the subject. After all I am a blogger I guess and well, it wouldn't make me happy if I was ...
There is a huge inflatable rat outside my building in front of an Indian restaurant. It's been nearly three months now that the union has been propping this 12 foot monster up every morning and for the life of me I do not know why.
They hand out flyers that say the restaurant has failed health inspections, that the owner has defaulted on loans, that there are rats and roaches and a few other nasty things. The funny part is they don't mention why the union is picketing the place.
Obviously the owner is hiring non union workers in some aspect ...
I appreciate art. I do however have a rule a thumb when it comes to deciding if something actually IS art or not. If I can create it myself or come close it is NOT art. For example:
Sistine Chapel = Art
Random paint splatters on a canvas = NOT ART
On the subway to work this morning myself and about 20 other people were nearly killed. Nobody had a gun. There were no bomb scares. A homeless man did not run around the car with a knife threatening anyone. No, this was far worse than any of those things. Today I was nearly killed by a fart. Actually it was a series of farts.
We were all minding our own business. One woman was sleeping softly. Two men were reading their Financial Times (Fucking Douche Bags). I was listening to my ipod while playing solitaire. It was just another day on ...
So I caught a glimpse of someone's NY Post today and on the front page was a headline that simply read "The $175 Burger". This is absolutely fucking ridiculous. It is ridiculous that someone created this thing but even more so that people would pay for it. It's a fucking hamburger. I don't care if they chop up 100 dollar bills in the lettuce or if they put real gold in the secret sauce....it's fucking stupid.
With people worried about layoffs, the economy, the mortgage crisis, the price of oil, etc there are still assholes with money spending it on fucking ...
A week or so ago I created a video called PETA Sticker Madness which described my hatred of one of their campaigns. The sticker said "If you wear fur....watch your back". My thoughts on that sticker were that they could shove it up their asses.
Well, just when I thought I wouldn't hear about PETA for awhile they are in the news again. You may have heard that Eight Belles, the horse that took second place in last week's Kentucky Derby, had to be euthenized after the race due to two broken ankles. Well PETA has now stepped in with lawsuits ...
