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• 06.03.08
  Dear Anti-Smokers: Fuck You Rants and Raves | View Comments

  Let me preface this post with the fact that smoking is bad for you. I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it. It is a filthy habit that makes your breath stink and your teeth yellow and you are going to die early if you make a habit of it. So today cigarette prices in New York State are going up by $1.25 per pack. That brings the average price of a pack of smokes in New York City to $8.00. Eight fucking dollars! A full $2.75 of that eight dollars is state tax and annually the state of New ...

  Tagged: smoking
  
• 05.02.08
  Non-Smokers: Get a Grip Rants and Raves | View Comments

  I smoke. It's not smart, it's not healthy and people find it offensive. Obviously I can live with all of those things but there are people who take too much offense. At least once per day someone will walk by me and cover their mouth and mumble something about cancer or their health or about how rude I am for being a smoker. All of you people can get fucking bent. I don't care. If your pathetic body cannot stand to even walk past someone that is smoking because you are afraid of getting cancer then you need to buy a ...

  Tagged: crazy people, douche nozzles, douchebags, Rants and Raves, smoking
  
• 04.07.08
  Quitting Smoking Rants and Raves | View Comments

  It's sad but I have to quit smoking. It's eating my life away puff by beautiful puff. Why sad? Well, I enjoy smoking. It makes me look cool which is why I started. It has given me crows feet which adds to my manliness. It keeps my teeth a nice shade of dandelion. Did you know that dandelion is Crayola color number #34? Continue Reading...

  Tagged: smoking