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• 06.06.08
  Nearly Killed by Noxious Fumes Rants and Raves | View Comments

  On the subway to work this morning myself and about 20 other people were nearly killed. Nobody had a gun. There were no bomb scares. A homeless man did not run around the car with a knife threatening anyone. No, this was far worse than any of those things. Today I was nearly killed by a fart. Actually it was a series of farts. We were all minding our own business. One woman was sleeping softly. Two men were reading their Financial Times (Fucking Douche Bags). I was listening to my ipod while playing solitaire. It was just another day on ...

  Tagged: Rants and Raves, subway
  
• 06.05.08
  Sober Subway Thoughts words | View Comments

  So my co-worker Jarret enjoyed my post entitled "Drunken Subway Thoughts". He remarked that he was positive I must have edited it before posting though as it was nearly devoid of spelling mistakes. I assured him it was not edited and even showed him that it was posted at 3:45am when I obviously had not sobered up yet. Well, I don't know what it will prove but I decided to try a sober subway thoughts post just to see what the difference was. I'll let you be the judge as to whether there is any difference at all. And off we ...

  Tagged: subway
  
• 05.31.08
  Drunken Subway Thoughts words | View Comments

  So, I was taking the subway home tonight wasted and forgot my headphones. I was too wasted to play solitaire on my phone so decided to type a blog post. I simply wrote about all the people I saw on the subway on my hour long trip. I'm not editing it nor am I even going to read what I wrote. I take no responsibility for it's contents. Here ya go... It smells like a bakery in here which is odd because one, its not a bakery and two I do not see anyone eating anything resembling fresh baked anything. This guy in ...

  Tagged: drinking, Manhattan, subway
  
• 05.02.08
  White Men Can’t Rap Rants and Raves | View Comments

  I love rap music. I grew up a metal head but one fine day while on my 15 minute break at SHOP-RITE I 'found' a Sony Walkman in the break room. Inside the Walkman was a Big Daddy Kane tape (Long Live the Kane) and it changed my life. The drums were unreal (I am a drummer) and I really dug how Big Daddy would rap about household items such as Calgon bubble bath, 7-up soda and other weird shit. Thanks to Big Daddy I became a huge fan of Tupac, Biggie, Tribe Called Quest, Wu-Tang, Jungle Brothers, etc. In my ...

  Tagged: music, Rants and Raves, subway
  
• 04.29.08
  Video of the Day – April 29th 2008 – Walking 101 Rants and Raves, Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  You may have noticed something about people lately. It does not matter if you live in a small town or a big city but it is more prevalent in big cities. What am I talking about? People that do not know how to walk. That's right, something you take for granted every day...your ability to walk. You may know how to put one foot in front of the other but that does not mean you know what you're doing. Please watch and please listen.

  Tagged: Rants and Raves, subway, videos
  
• 04.26.08
  Daily Video – April 27th 2008 – “P.E.T.A. Sticker” Rants and Raves, Video Rant, videos | View Comments

  I love funny stickers and drawings in the subway. They give me something to read while I am commuting. Every once and a while though I will see something that makes me want to punch someone in the temple. For example, i saw a P.E.T.A. sticker that read "If you wear fur...watch your back". I have no major problem with the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, other than the fact that I think they are a bunch of whack jobs. I do however take offense to vague threats made on stickers. So PWFC (People With Fur Coats)....I got your ...

  Tagged: PETA, subway, videos
  
• 04.26.08
  Obesity: A New Fuel Source? What if | View Comments

  So I had a conversation with a few friends yesterday. We were discussing subway and street etiquette and specifically the fact that people never stay to the right when on an escalator which prevents you from passing on the left. The subject got us talking about about all the things we hate on the subway and a big complaint was large people that take up two seats. Continue Reading...

  Tagged: Global Warming, ideas, subway