Have you ever felt like your ass knew where your toiletbowl was and the closer you got to the toiletbowl the stronger the urge to poop became? Me too! I think I figured it out....our asses have GPS!!!!
A few interesting things to note here. One is Starbucks obviously has clean fresh smelling bathrooms so kudos to them. The second is that Starbucks does NOT serve spaghetti which leads be to believe that the author was high. And since the author was high we cannot trust his sense of smell which means I have to take away the kudos I awarded Starbucks. I'm not saying Starbucks doesn't have clean bathrooms....I'm just saying that this guy was to high to know if they were clean or not. And who gets spaghetti to go? Oh well, at least he spelled ...
Writing on the bathroom wall is always satisfying. I think this person's expectations might have been a little high though. Perhaps it was unsatisfying because they had nothing to say?
I'm not a poet nor am I a lover of poetry. I do like a good limerick though and I definitely love me some good bathroom poetry. But this ....I just don't know what the fuck this poet is trying to say. Can someone please help me decipher what he is trying to say? Was his date too shy to eat the shrimp at the table and got a doggie bag? If they were on a date I would imagine it was just him and her, so how the hell were there 18 jumbo shrimp? That sounds like 3 orders ...
I have always wondered whether or not there was such a thing as Dopplegängers. I now have my answer. A Toilet Scribble reader and friend sent me this photo he found. You cannot see the face but trust me this guy looks EXACTLY like me. At least he knows how to party.
I have always had this idea in my head that Satan worshipers were decent spellers. At a minimum I would at least guess they could spell the dark one's name correctly. Although there is a chance that this person is talking about the fabric but that is a real long shot.
I used to work in advertising and I know that proofreaders have a hard job that nobody appreciates. I also know that they have a good sense of humor. You'd have to have a good sense of humor to correct poorly written toilet graffiti.
I have so many questions I do not know where to begin. Did the artist start drawing this knowing he was going to draw a naked woman farting or did he throw the fart in at the end because he felt like being funny all of a sudden? Did he or she intentionally leave the head missing or did they run out of time cause someone was banging on the door? Did he or she have a choice of drawing a head or a fart cloud due to their limited time and if so why did they choose the fart ...
