vagina

There is some irony in this little phrase. Can you find it?

I wasn’t going to post anything this weekend as I am working on a bunch of videos and some other big plans for this site. But today just as I was feeling guilty for not posting I get some weird IM message from someone I never heard of. It’s not uncommon and I figured “here is today’s post”. Anyway, I decided to play along and see what would happen. Apparently whoever this was was Serbian, horny and ready for whatever.

[13:32] Jiraya: hi
[13:32] Jiraya: Zdravo. Zanima me, da li se u kampu dobije sator od vas ili se mora ponijeti. I kako izgleda taj smjestaj, mislim da li ima u sklopu kampa da se kupi hrana i tako to, ako vas ne mrzi da mi odgovorite ili da na forumu to malo pojasnite ili ako ima neki link na ovu temu pa da mi posaljete. Unapred hvala. Pozdrav.
[13:33] Jiraya: ????????????????????????????
[13:36] fitz: >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
[13:36] Jiraya: is joke
[13:36] fitz: is joke
[13:36] Jiraya: yes
[13:36] fitz: yes
[13:36] Jiraya: sup
[13:37] fitz: hi
[13:37] Jiraya: hi
[13:37] fitz: yes
[13:37] Jiraya: yo
[13:37] fitz: yo
[13:37] fitz: sup
[13:37] fitz: howdy
[13:37] Jiraya: you are bot
[13:37] fitz: yes
[13:37] fitz: machine
[13:37] fitz: for pleasure
[13:37] Jiraya: is good for you
[13:38] fitz: its ok
[13:38] Jiraya: yes
[13:38] Jiraya: you are from
[13:38] fitz: I am from Ethiopia
[13:39] Jiraya: you cane serbien spiking
[13:41] Jiraya: yes or no?
[13:42] fitz: huh>?
[13:42] Jiraya: hey
[13:43] Jiraya: you are girl or boy
[13:43] fitz: woman
[13:43] Jiraya: oo
[13:43] Jiraya: I FUCK YOU
[13:43] fitz: sure
[13:43] fitz: go ahead
[13:46] Jiraya: IIiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
[13:47] fitz: ok
[13:47] fitz: you seem eager
[13:47] fitz: so who am I to stop you I guess
[13:47] Jiraya: you are good girl
[13:47] fitz: no
[13:47] fitz: pretty bad
[13:47] fitz: I steal from old people to get by
[13:48] fitz: I mean… there is no work here
[13:48] fitz: besides prostitution and rice farming
[13:48] fitz: and I am too weak and feable for either
[13:48] fitz: plus I had my vagina removed and sold
[13:48] fitz: to make extra money….got me a 40 inch plasma TV for one vagina!!! Who knew!!!??

[13:49] fitz: plus a few extra clams if you know what I mean

[13:49] Jiraya: you are kurwa

[13:49] fitz: kurwa?
[13:49] fitz: if you want me to be
[13:49] fitz: sure
[13:49] Jiraya: yes
[13:49] fitz: what is a kurwa
[13:49] fitz: is that a fruit?
[13:49] fitz: I like kiwis
[13:49] Jiraya: kurwa is …
[13:51] Meebo Message: Jiraya is offline
[13:51] fitz: talk about leaving a girl in suspense
[13:51] Meebo Message: radecred@hotmail.com appears offline. Your message may not be received.

People always say stupid shit. But perhaps nothing gets to me like the phrase “It was God’s will”. That basically means there is a big book somewhere labeled “God’s Master Plan” and inside is written everything that will ever happen or has happened. Obviously, the concept of ‘free will’ gets thrown out the window with that phrase or perhaps, it just means that we have free will but God already knows what we will choose. But…

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So an old friend of mine who has been reading my blog decided that because I bitch about so many things I must have a ‘broken vagina’. He forwarded me something called ‘Your Vagina: An Owner’s Manual‘. It was a joke but I read quite a bit of it anyway. I’m really glad I did and i am really glad I do not have a vagina. Why? Read on…

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