Ask Fitz: Pubes on the Toilet

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1 Avery 06.28.08 at 7:54 pm

Alright, Fitz. I’m going to send you an amazing question soon (it won’t be like that shitty Yahoo! Answers link) . Answer it!

2 Joker 06.28.08 at 10:12 pm

That’s it. I’m gunna stop reading. I’m not gunna watch anymore of these fuckin’ videos.

Kidding of course. This blog would burn without me, Julie, and Brian commenting all the time.

3 Joker 06.28.08 at 10:13 pm

Another thing I just thought of as soon as I hit ’submit’ is that I’m really the only regular commenter who doesn’t use their real name. Or at least *a* real name. Julie might be named Ericka but at least Julie is a real name.

Wtf is Joker?

I don’t even remember why I started using that name anymore.

4 fitz 06.28.08 at 10:18 pm

Avery - I am going to think that one over and get back to you in a video. Love the question.

Joker - If there is one thing I count on it is that I will always get a comment out you. If you stop commenting I might stop posting. When are we battling it out in Rock Band?

5 sabrina; sunny 06.29.08 at 12:35 am

LOL “Sleeping Pubes.” Now, a limerick:

There Once was a Man called Reg
Who Went with a Girl in a Hedge
Along came his wife
With a big Carving Knife
And cut off his meat and two veg

6 Avery 06.29.08 at 12:59 am

Alright, Fitz, you sleep on it.

Joker, I don’t think that you can fathom how terrible this blog would be without me leaving comments that have absolutely nothing to do with the content of the video or post. Give credit where it’s due, sheesh.

7 charlotte sometimes 06.29.08 at 12:37 pm

OK, what the fuck is wrong with me. I still can’t keep from watching the videos all the way to the end…even when you TELL us not to.

Guys, you think seeing a pube hanging out on a urinal is gross? Pfft! You wouldn’t believe the things you’d see draped/smeared/dripping from the seat in a public women’s bathroom. Women are fucking disgusting.

8 Ricky 06.29.08 at 1:35 pm

Hey, I am becoming kindof a regular poster…and I even use my real name…see it up there? It looks like this “Ricky”

Fitz, you are funny even when you aren’t trying to be funny.

And pubes? Psh. I embalm people…a pube is not gonna freak me out. I saw a statistic once that we eat a certain number of pubic hairs a year without knowing it. Mmmm, McDonalds!

9 Danielle 06.30.08 at 12:39 am

I’m with Charlotte. If all I saw were pubes I’d count my lucky stars. Thankfully I always wear skirts so there is never a fear of accidentally getting said gross dripping chunkiness on myself.

Fitz - Might I say for all the ladies out there… It is supremely hot that you are so tall. I’m not saying this for myself, of course, god forbid, but for anyone out there who might be too shy to tell you.

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..I’m in a fight with water

10 Danielle 06.30.08 at 12:41 am

Oh and I forgot…
Joker - Way to be exclusionary. Sniff Sniff.

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..I’m in a fight with water

11 Joker 06.30.08 at 4:43 am

I didn’t do a full list…. I was posting too early. I don’t start thinking straight until midnight. Danielle, Charlotte, Avery, and even Ricky should be on that list. But then again… we’re the only ones who post…. And actually, now that I think about it, Brian’s off the list. He hasn’t posted in awhile.

And, Ladies - Pubes aren’t exactly the worst our bathrooms have to offer either. Ever tried to leave a bathroom with a used condom on the door handle? I don’t recommend it.

12 Joker 06.30.08 at 4:44 am

Oh, and Fitz….

It might be a little while…. See, Game Stop screwed me outta my free month of Xbox LIVE, so I gotta find out how much a month is retail.

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