Toilet Scribble

Fuck, Fitz, that fucking song was fucking awful!

Megatrout – Fuck yes it was. Very fucking awful indeed. lol

So how the fuck are ya today Fitz?

I’m having a fuck of a day…and I’m not quite sure that song helped.

You made up for it though with the line, “A good fuck here and a shit there, an asshole there, it’s fantastic!”

Yes, yes it is. Fucking fantastic!

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Charlotte – I’m fucking fantastic. How the fuck are YOU?

Me? Just fuckin’ peachy. For what I’m going to do to one of my asshole co-workers today…I’m sure I’m going straight to hell.

That’s cool though ’cause then we could hang. When the time comes, remember to look me up.

Charlotte – you know what they say right? You go to heaven for the weather….you go to Hell for the company

“Cursing is the everyday man’s poetry, like Robert Frost stopping by the woods on a snowy fucking evening, that kinda shit”

Your post reminded me of this clip. Watch the shit out of is and listen to John McGuirk eloquently extol the fucking virtues of cursing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acMmqY_bUEE

Matt – That was fucking priceless. Still laughing.

Fitzie, that song almost made me spit coffee– is that you singing? Fucking hil.air.ee.us.

lisa recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Update

I guess I should have listened to my friends…this is the review I received from Nar00w on stumbleupon:

“From the page: “A few of my co-workers said this video sucked ass and I shouldn’t post it but fuck it..I’m posting it anyway.” You prolly should’ve listened to your co-wokers, srsly – take it down, that video has singlehandedly lowered the quality of the Internet by 11 points. @thefitzman, I know you’re 36 and have no sense of community, but tbh – no matter how you look at it – I’ve thumbed up A LOT more pages than you have. I’m just vocal about shitty content, so when someone skims my blog, it’ll appear negative – kudos for dedication. It’s easy to throw the “young trying to fit”-card, but honestly I’m just trying to be a good stumbler – not trying to create revenue from my own shit content or managing my “online profile”. Hate me if that makes you feel better, thanks for the block.

Nar00w – I actually don’t care how old you are or if you like my ‘shit content’. This site is my fun way of expressing myself….take it or leave it. As for not not having a ‘sense of community’ well….all I know is I was probably playing MUDs and MOOs and visiting BBSs when you were still in the womb so I’m not sure what you even mean by that.

Keep thumbing down everything you see. Teen angst is not as overrated as people make it out to be.

And as for revenue….haha…if you want a percentage of this $5 then let me know. I will be glad to share it with you. After all, this IS a community and what’s mine is yours.

Lisa – that is NOT me singing although a few people said the guy sounds like me. If I ever sing a song that bad you have my permission to shoot me.

 it says ur not supposed to curse here

James 3: 9-129With the tongue we praise our Lord and Father, and with it we curse men, who have been made in God’s likeness. 10Out of the same mouth come praise and cursing. My brothers, this should not be. 11Can both fresh water and salt water flow from the same spring? 12My brothers, can a fig tree bear olives, or a grapevine bear figs? Neither can a salt spring produce fresh water.