If you have ever been to the New Jersey Shore and visited one of the many dance clubs there you have seen some real douche bags. I’m talking Grade A prime choice douche bags. One of the things that will trip the douche alarm immediately in these clubs is the dance floor. Hundreds of guys and girls moving their bodies in such unpleasant and sometimes dangerous way you might want to vomit and crack up laughing at the same time.
Some of the moves are inexplicable and some actually have names like ‘The Guido Fist Pump”. But no matter what the move or what it may be called one thing is true….if you can’t dance and you’re on the dance floor making up moves as you go along you’re probably a douche bag. If you’ve ever accidentally knocked someone out on a dance floor you are probably a douche bag. If you do Kung-Fu or Karate moves on the dance floor you are probably a douche bag. If you have ever hurt a senior citizen at a Wedding reception while in a conga line you are probably a douche bag.
If you can’t dance then either get off the dance floor or just keep it simple. Nobody is going to mind that you can’t dance….we just don’t want to go to the hospital because you thought it was a good idea to try a head spin.
