Toilet Scribble

December 21, 2012 … MY BIRTHDAY…. I’ll be stocking up on beer

Erika recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Yum!

I wouldn’t quit my job. I LOVE what I do. I would, however, hire people to do the crappy stuff I don’t enjoy, like vacuuming.

Anyone else notice that Fitz has wood during this video? Hahaha! Must be thinking about the blumbies! j/k Fitz, we love ya…

If a lottery such as the one referred to in this video is won by a Fitz from Toiletscribble.com don’t forget about us. We MADE you. WE, the random people fro the internet!

I’ve heard about this supposed end of the world predicted by the Mayan Long Count Calender. These people believe that on (the date that is widely believed to be) December 21st 2012, there will be a great change in the world order. Why? Because that is the day that the 12th baktun will end, and the 13th baktun is supposed to begin. The Mayan calender dealt with Baktun and katun. A katun is 7200 days, and a baktun is 20 katun.
So… long story short, it seems that people believe that will be the end of the world because these ancient people were the first to come up with a long count calender (as opposed to ours that resets every 365 days) and their long period is ending, so obviously our world must be ending as well. Anyone remember the insanity surrounding New Years Eve 1999? Remember how many people were CONVINCED the world was going to end then? I’m choosing to believe this is a similar situation.
That being said… there are a few different sources that mention 2012 as a devastating period for the earth. One is Nostradamus, or those people who think they are interpreting his writings correctly. They say, that HE said, that the years 2008-2012 will be horrible and difficult with something yuckers happening in 2012. The other one that I found was from this thing called the Torah Code (or Bible Code.) This is based around the idea that every single letter in the Hebrew Torah is there for a reason. And if you use the ELS Method, one can find codes that predict the future. By using this they have found many events that effected the world throughout the ages, although the argument can be made that it is all coincidence. Regardless, there is a prediction made from that, that an asteroid or comet will hit earth. So yeah. I guess my not coherent point is, it doesn’t really matter if the world is going to end. There is little chance you can do anything about it. And it probably won’t anyway. For ages people have predicting the end of the world, and it hasn’t come yet.

Yeah. And if I won the lottery I wouldn’t quit my job. But own my own clothing store. However, I’d probably shorten the hours a bit. I’d go on a lot more vacations. And I’d care less about budget. I’d also hire people unassociated with my store to do my bidding at all times. I’d have a maid. I’d have a personal assistant. Hell, I’d have a a nanny, and I don’t have any kids.

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Not a good day when you see a man get pulled out from under the train

Everyone – sorry for the long boring comment. I didn’t realize how long it was until I hit the submit button.

Fitz – Copenhagen is in Denmark. But I’m sure you knew that, right?

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Not a good day when you see a man get pulled out from under the train

Erika – Drink it all before the end comes or it will go to waste!!

Ricky – stop looking at my wood please. It’s my wood and it’s not for sale (unless you have serious cash)

Avery – if I ever win it would be fucking amazing. Why? Well, I don’t play so that in and of itself would be truly amazing. But if I did win I can tell you that this site would end up being one of the most popular sites on the internet next to maybe google. I would be doing some seriously whacky shit!

Danielle – I think your post deserves it’s own video so I will refrain from commenting on what you wrote. Don’t sweat how long the comment is. I love it! And yes, I do know that Copenhagen is in Denmark. Thing is, I don’t really prepare for my videos other than to have an idea. So sometimes I make mistakes or say stupid things. I don’t retake the videos or do any fancy editing (obviously) so I just leave my stupid mistakes in there. While I was watching this one I laughed at myself and said “I should edit that” but then said fuck it! LOL

Oh my god, i can’t stop commenting. Someone slap me.

I just wanted to clarify that The Bible Code is just a book written by some dude which is based off of a paper written by three other dudes. I didn’t want to leave the impression that this is a long-standing Jewish belief, because it is not. The book also predicted an apocalypse -of-sorts in 2006, which never occurred, so there is not reason to believe a comet is going to hit in 2012.

I’m done now. I promise. For at least another 10 hours I will be comment free.

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Not a good day when you see a man get pulled out from under the train

don’t stop commenting!!!! Keep it going!!!

Fitz – In that case, I’ll just say that I also noticed your wood, and in fact had a hard time looking at anything else. HA! I said Hard and Wood in the same sentence!

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Not a good day when you see a man get pulled out from under the train

stocking up to drink the night before/day of for sure!

Erika recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Yum!

Husband comes home in a frenzy of excitement, busts through the door and hollers to his wife,
“Pack your bags, I’ve won the lottery!!!”
The wife nearly hits the ceiling, begins frantically picking belongings from her dressers, closet, floor, shoving shit into every bag she owns. She asks her husband,
“What should I pack for? The tropics? Europe? A cruise? Sandals? Heels? Formal or casual???”

The husband remarks,
“I don’t give a shit what you bring, just pack your shit and get the fuck out!”

Krys Lee – I have always loved that joke. Stop being funny, this is MY blog fucker!!!

Sorry..

Another interesting Tidbit….

If by some strange miracle, we *don’t* die on 12/21/12, then we have another one to wait for.

Issac Newton, in his revolutionary book Philosophiæ Naturalis Principia Mathematica, the same book that explained gravity, predicted the end of the world. 2060 is going to be the end of the world, according to Newton. He didn’t predict an exact date though. He said on the matter “This I mention not to assert when the time of the end shall be, but to put a stop to the rash conjectures of fanciful men who are frequently predicting the time of the end, and by doing so bring the sacred prophesies into discredit as often as their predictions fail.”

There ya have it – Issac Newton: Scientist, Physicist, Asshole.

Krys Lee – Don’t be sorry. I was just kidding. Just don’t be funnier than me cause that would upset the whole balance of this site. Plus, I’d cry.

Joker – Well, Sir Isaac got the whole gravity thing correct so he could be on to something. I love how people that predict cataclysmic events don’t like to be tied down to a specific date.

I don’t know Fitz, I don’t think I could top you crying. Especially if it’s on video.