So I was browsing youtube tonight and came across this video of Jessica Alba staring at the camera for 2 minutes without blinking. Not very entertaining in and of itself but it’s Jessica fucking Alba so it is inherently entertaining. Anyway, I wanted to be a part of the contest but it’s apparently for famous people only. Well screw that I’m starting my own damned contest then! So here’s the contest:
Premise:
Stare at the Jessica Alba video linked in this post while filming yourself doing so. If you need help with this just ask in the comments…I will be glad to help. See how long you can go without getting totally turned on by Jessica. That’s it.
Who can enter:
Anyone with a heartbeat both male and female or transitioning between one of the two.
When does it begin and end:
It begins right now. I am posting the first entry. It ends when the fat lady sings.
What can I win:
Absolutely nothing besides my friendship and the admiration of tens of people
The Video:
My Entry:
I will post all entries in this post if any ever get recorded. So bookmark this thing.