Toilet Scribble

Let’s hope the operation doesn’t fail, the overall shape of your face seems completely thrown off. That was pure class that fell off.

Why I must pick on the small details of your videos is beyond me.

For a second toward the end there I thought the camera was falling but it was just an effect.

Anyway…. My theory is that it was Gumby who coined the phrase. It’d make sense.

Haha.. Okay..
Here’s what I’ve ALWAYS wondered about the Blumpkin (the term I favor):
Being a girl, which you may or may not have guessed from my name and previous posts, I do not have a penis to experience certain activities like erections and blow jobs. That being said I also can only make educated guesses towards the male anatomy and it’s inner and outer workings. Okay I’ll get to the point, I’ve always assumed that the Blumpkin is completely counter active or physically impossible, I’ll explain why.
When a man is taking a crap, they’re obviously restricting and releasing certain muscles to accomplish the.. well.. crap. Here’s where I might be completely wrong, Fitz I really would love it if you’d just visualize the next image I’m about to describe. All I can imagine is that if you’re trying like hell to release this dump, and at the same time you’re forcing monstrous kegels to keep this poor erection afloat, you’re essentially having a tug o war with your scrotum/taint, right???
Besides, can you imagine the smell this poor chick’s gotta deal with, hovering her face over that business? THAT’S IT!! It’s called a Blumpy because Bl- blowjob and -umby -the chick turning green with sickness like GUMBY!
Very sexy.

By the way, love that pedestal underneath the sitting persons feet.. Not sure if I’ve ever seen that before in a bathroom, but seems cool.

I’m laughing to myself about the way it looks as if the ‘receiver’ is holding down the head of the ‘giver’ in the pic. (hey, the giver could be a man!)

Lord knows how much we all love it when our heads are pushed down while fellating someone. But then again, one might have to be pushed to get though with the blumpkin.

Krys Lee – I imagine it’s not all that hard to dump & pump (my own little term for, well, pooping and ejaculating.) I’m guessing that you have never had a man fart while you were down in that general area. Yay! You are a lucky girl! But if they can fart, then why not poop? Perhaps a blumby is easier accomplished if the poo is ready to go, and not as much pushing is necessary, but either way I’m sure it is possible.

Fitz – Thank you for letting me laugh today. I just got home from a less than pleasant train ride (feel free to read about it in my blog [btw, am I the only person who hates the word 'blog'? just wondering]) and this video really helped me not want to vomit for the first time in a few hours.

Danielle recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Not a good day when you see a man get pulled out from under the train

Krys- Your name, as depicted on ToiletScribble.com, is androgynous.

Fitz- The origin of the word “Blumpkin” comes from a guy named Mason Blumpkin, who I once went out with. He probably had the idea trying to multi-task while stoned. Well, he asked me if it was something that I might be into, and, as predicted, was immediate grounds for a break-up. The story goes that after me, he found some poor Shrew who was more experimental than myself; She pumped; He dumped; The force of his intestinal gases/stool combined with her “pumping” caused him to prematurely ejaculate all of his insides and I hear that he is now a Unich.

*Ask your Doctor before trying a Blumpkin.

I could understand it better if it was called a “Blump”…combining ‘blow’ and ‘dump’. Maybe Blumby is a misspoken Blump.

Also, where is my credit for coining the term “Kinkology”? I have very few pleasures in life, don’t rob this from me. =)

To summarize the above comments – I think it is unanimous that Blumpkin originates from the contraction (good word) of “blow job” and “dump” with a little “kin” thrown in at the end to play down the overall grossness of the act (not that I’m judging anyone, some of my best friends like blumpkins).

I have to second Danielle’s thoughts – thanks for adding some light-heartedness to an otherwise intolerable day.

Krys – I think your name is pretty clearly female, but what do I know…..

juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..It was great meeting you, but…….

Avery – You’re so mean to me *CRY*

Joker – I don’t think Gumby actually pooped ever.

Kry Lee – You need a blog. You need a forum for these thoughts of yours. Although if you got your own blog I’d lose some damned great comments. Forget what I said, stay here. Oh and I don’t even want to think about my taint muscles. I refuse to visualize it or talk about it. WOW!

Charlotte – wait, are you telling me forcing the head down is frowned upon? You just made me realize so much about my past relationships.

Danielle – you are MOST welcome!

Sabrina – I know your age. You couldnt possibly have dated Mason Blumpkin!!! Liar!

Ricky – I think you are on to something. One guy probably told another that he got a good “Blumpin’” and the friend heard it as “Blumpkin”. Oh and you get all the credit for “Kinkology”! I will mention it in the next video!

Julie – Do you REALLY know people that enjoy blumbys? Can I interview them on my soon to be live podcast?

Fitz – you give me way too much credit for knowing anyone in suburbia that admits to liking blumpkins, (I was speaking strictly in the rhetorical sense) but now that I know that it gets you that excited, I can make an effort to find someone for you rpodcast…………..btw – pushing a girl’s head down is not always frowned upon – depending upon the force that is being used and what is being uttered at the time its done~

juliemccoy recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..It was great meeting you, but…….

Thank you for your informative material. Can’t wait for more. Hilarious.

Erika recently scribbled the following on their toilet (I mean blog)..Yum!

I have to give a HUGE touché to Julie for the last part of her last comment.

Fitz – He could shit clay, or whatever the hell he’s made of.

Also – I just realized that 90% of your biggest readers are women. Way to go, Fitz!

Julie – I’m excited, but not in the way you might think.

Erika – You said I was hilarious. I now love you.

Krys Lee – Can I have some touché? How do you prepare yours? I usually put lots of sugar!

Joker – Gumby didn’t have a digestive system. Also, am I now officially a ‘Ladies’ Man’? If so…..WOW! I can cross that one off my list.

Fitz – Yes, Fitz. Yes you are.

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