What if

Everyone is a Porn Star

04.01.08 | View Comments

With all of the sex scandals in the news these past few weeks I have been doing some thinking. Sex is legal. Paying for things is legal. Paying someone to have sex in a X rated film is legal. Well, why is paying for sex when it is not being filmed illegal?

Illegal Prostitution

Personally I don’t ever see myself needing the services of a prostitute. But who am I to judge others if they do? I think most people assume a man that needs a prostitute is some ugly weirdo who can’t get laid. Well look at Elliot Spitzer. I’m not saying the man is a Greek God but he isn’t exactly a freak either. Others make fun of the amount of money a prostitute charges. It’s hard to fathom what the 4,300 dollar session got Ex-Governor Spitzer but is it really that expensive when you think about it?

I think there are many men who pay more than $4,300 for sex and they don’t realize it. Dinners, gifts, etc, etc. Spitzer is an innovator. He is cutting out all the dinners and small talk and getting down to brass tax. He is a busy man and does not have time to woo someone. But Let’s get back to prostitution being illegal and filming someone having sex for a porn movie being legal.

Legal Prostitution

What if, and I am stretching a little bit here, we combine the prostitution and pornography industries together? What if everyone was a porn star? Basically you’d still pay the going rate for whatever dirty act you want to do but instead of paying the prostitute you pay a film maker (aka Film Pimp). There are so many perks to this system it boggles the mind. Firtly, the sex becomes legal, so no more arrests, no more stings, no more pimp wars!! Second, celebrity sex tapes would be appearing at a rate of like 10 a day. There might even be some stars with 20 or 30 sex tapes on the market. I’d go as far as guessing that select celebrities would give up on Hollywood altogether and focus on ‘paying for sex’.

I’m not trying to say I have this all fleshed out because I don’t. But wouldn’t it be cool if everyone was a porn star (if they wanted) and didn’t have to sneak into back alleys to have sex with strangers?

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  • Rhea

    The reason prostitution isn’t legal is because most prostitutes are not like the high-priced, fairly well off ones who spent the night with ex-Governor Spitzer. Most are young girls not of legal age who are battered nightly by their pimps and are locked into car trunks and tiny closets if they don’t make quota.

  • fitz

    Rhea I think you missed the point of the post. I know sarcasm is hard to convey over the internet but I kinda felt like it was obvious in this case. But, you get points for reading the whole article. If I had tshirts or any kind of merchandise I would send it to you as a gift but I don’t so instead i am sending you positive thoughts.

  • Joker

    1) Sarcasm is easy to grasp over the internet.

    2) That’s a big fucking cigarette.

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Joker – I agree……it is a big cigarette.

    Did you sense my sarcasm there???

  • Frank

    I didn’t sense any sarcasm here, mainly because I have made the same argument myself. I am pro-legalization when it comes to prostitution, because it is easier keeping prostitutes from being beaten or employed at too young an age if there is a legal framework to it. Prostitutes are beaten because they have no recourse, what are they going to do, go to the cops?

    So yes, I’ve made this same argument, although in my version of course the client would KEEP the tapes. The video does not have to be released for it to be legally filming a porn movie you know, and I believe a lot of clients would prefer to keep their anonymity.

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Frank – I was being half serious and half sarcastic. I like your idea better to be honest. It IS definitely time for the oldest profession to get a makeover legally. You would think with the amount of sex that politicians have with prostitutes that the laws would have been changed years ago.

  • Josh

    Anybody who frequents prostitutes would be wise to carry a nice video camera, a tripod, and some lights in the back of their car. Then, if they get busted, just claim it’s all part of a porn film, and/or a documentary about prostitution. Even the prostitute, who may be unaware of your “scam”, would be wise to go along with it and confirm to the cop that she is indeed taking part in the video production.

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Josh – we need people like you in politics. You think outside the box!

  • JiM

    Sometimes the simplest observations are the boldest. This prostitution vs. pornography matter has bothered me quite a bit too. The absurdity and hypocrisy is mind boggling. Nice to see it put so bluntly and with such a big cigarette.

    And Rhea, you’ve got it backwards. What you describe is the situation BECAUSE it is illegal – that is not WHY it is illegal. Prohibition doesn’t work. We tried it with alcohol and we got the mob, bathtub gin that could blind a man and back-ally bars that were better suited for a stabbing than for having a cold drink. Now that we’ve come to our senses we have regulated distribution, Guinness and Applebee’s.

  • http://www.toiletscribble.com fitz

    Jim,
    Right on man! You hit the nail on the head. Rhea is one of those people, and their are millions like her, that do not think about what they are saying. But you sir, you are one of the few, the proud, the thinkers. Let’s hope intelligence is contagious.

  • zondi

    just fyi the distinction made in porn as compared to prostitution, is that the person paying the star/actress/actor/whatever, is not the same person who is having sex with her/him, so it is not considered prostitution

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