What if

Everyone is a Porn Star

With all of the sex scandals in the news these past few weeks I have been doing some thinking. Sex is legal. Paying for things is legal. Paying someone to have sex in a X rated film is legal. Well, why is paying for sex when it is not being filmed illegal?

Illegal Prostitution

Personally I don’t ever see myself needing the services of a prostitute. But who am I to judge others if they do? I think most people assume a man that needs a prostitute is some ugly weirdo who can’t get laid. Well look at Elliot Spitzer. I’m not saying the man is a Greek God but he isn’t exactly a freak either. Others make fun of the amount of money a prostitute charges. It’s hard to fathom what the 4,300 dollar session got Ex-Governor Spitzer but is it really that expensive when you think about it?

I think there are many men who pay more than $4,300 for sex and they don’t realize it. Dinners, gifts, etc, etc. Spitzer is an innovator. He is cutting out all the dinners and small talk and getting down to brass tax. He is a busy man and does not have time to woo someone. But Let’s get back to prostitution being illegal and filming someone having sex for a porn movie being legal.

Legal Prostitution

What if, and I am stretching a little bit here, we combine the prostitution and pornography industries together? What if everyone was a porn star? Basically you’d still pay the going rate for whatever dirty act you want to do but instead of paying the prostitute you pay a film maker (aka Film Pimp). There are so many perks to this system it boggles the mind. Firtly, the sex becomes legal, so no more arrests, no more stings, no more pimp wars!! Second, celebrity sex tapes would be appearing at a rate of like 10 a day. There might even be some stars with 20 or 30 sex tapes on the market. I’d go as far as guessing that select celebrities would give up on Hollywood altogether and focus on ‘paying for sex’.

I’m not trying to say I have this all fleshed out because I don’t. But wouldn’t it be cool if everyone was a porn star (if they wanted) and didn’t have to sneak into back alleys to have sex with strangers?

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