What if…..
…you are on a first date. You go out for some spicy Mexican food and a few drinks. Everything is going great. There’s real chemistry, the food is great and you’re having a blast. Then all of a sudden your stomach tells you, in a not so subtle way, that you are about to have a fit of diarrhea and there isn’t a thing you can do about it.
You are left with a handful of options.
Option A:
You can excuse yourself and go to the bathroom and pray to God that it’s going to all come out in one shot and quickly.
Option B:
You can tell your date that you are not feeling good and need to leave. He or she will probably take it as a sign that the date is not going well and it may mean that a second date is not going to happen.
Option C:
You can be honest. Tell your date that your ass is about to explode and you have no control. You will also explain that you are totally having fun but you are almost certain that if you stay out with them you may end up making out later on and during the heat of passion you might inadvertently ‘shart’ all over yourself and it would be fun for nobody.
Personally, I would take option C. Why? Well, for one thing it shows you are open and honest. Perhaps a little too open a little too fast but the situation dictates the need for honesty. Also, it would make for a great story when you get married…. “Oh yeah our first date was lots of fun…he had the the shits and needed to go home for fear of sharting on himself”.
What would you choose? Why? Are there other options?
